The Holy Empire of Quandavious Bingleton The 3rd is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Quandale Dingle with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.61 billion Bingletons love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juandale Pringle City. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quandavian economy, worth 429 trillion Dingles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,921 Dingles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, the possibility of gain causes universal pain, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and Juandale Pringle City spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quandavious Bingleton The 3rd's national animal is the Goofy Ahh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pescatarianism.

Quandavious Bingleton The 3rd is ranked 71,085^th in the world and 1,237^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 19.76 flags saluted per person per day.